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I say the wrong things most of the clock

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My name is Alia. I live in Oregon. I love it here. The smell of rain and the sky. I am an artist, student, scientist, and explorer.

(x-rays, squirrels, harry potter, cute boys, art, owls, music, design, sweets)

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  • tumblingnoodle:

thevivid:

thisiswhyyourefat:

The Widowmaker
1.5 lbs of ground beef, 1 package of bacon, 1 package of italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas topped with Velveta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.
(Submitted by Chris H)

My mom and sister both exclaimed, “Ewwwww,” when I read the description out loud.

Excuse me while I vomit now.

and wash it down with rum. YUM.

    tumblingnoodle:

    thevivid:

    thisiswhyyourefat:

    The Widowmaker

    1.5 lbs of ground beef, 1 package of bacon, 1 package of italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas topped with Velveta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.

    (Submitted by Chris H)

    My mom and sister both exclaimed, “Ewwwww,” when I read the description out loud.

    Excuse me while I vomit now.

    and wash it down with rum. YUM.

    Posted on October 21, 2009 via with 260 notes

    Source: thisiswhyyourefat

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    11. fadeintothedarkness reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      Ohmygawd, lol. This reminds me...EMT (Epic Meal Time).
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    15. thegirlanachronism93 reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
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    22. spiritfuel reblogged this from seasidecompanion and added:
      welp that’s about one of the grossest things i’ve ever seen
    23. seasidecompanion reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      If you ever need to make yourself NOT hungry go to www.thisiswhyyourefat.com.
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    25. sucka99 reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      cheese, bacon and...two pizzas?!? The Widowmaker indeed!
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    29. stephanielikesyou reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      no onions please(:
    30. romantictights reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      Sure, I would hate myself and end up crying as I eat it. But make no mistake, I would totally devour
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    34. garmonbozium reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      Just want to scran the fuck out
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    37. noodleberry reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      sarap ng kain nila oh
    38. mountainsandmountains reblogged this from tumblingnoodle and added:
      and wash it down with rum. YUM.
    39. tumblingnoodle reblogged this from thevivid and added:
      Excuse me while I vomit now.
    40. thevivid reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      sister both exclaimed, “Ewwwww,” when I read the description out loud.
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    42. mikeyzzz5960 reblogged this from thisiswhyyourefat and added:
      Oh my god. I nearly got a stroke just looking at this.
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    44. Chris H submitted this to thisiswhyyourefat
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